How I Scored a Date with George Clooney Tonight

"The girls are going to the movies, but I thought we could get a sitter and go out on a date instead."

"Nah.  You should go out with the girls."

"...Really?  You're saying no to a date with me?  Thanks for the ego boost, hon."

"No!  I mean you need the break!"

"Riiiight."

I'd say that we're "like" an old married couple, except that obviously, we already are.