This one's gonna be real short...

It's Saturday night, the kids are in bed and have a date with my husband and Don Draper - we haven't watched the Mad Men season finale (I know!) and tonight's the night we finally find out what happens to them.

(Let me guess...there's a cliffhanger! Shocking!)

My love for this show is well documented, but I wanted to leave you with this:

I know it's all tongue-in-cheek, but most of those things would work on me. And we'll leave it at that.