I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not
dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
I love Dolly Parton. LOOOVE her! I'm as far away from her as you can get as far as personal style, religion, music, looks, etc... but who can resist an honest original (and beauty) that also happens to possess a biting wit?
The answer, of course, is no one.
I am kinda like a little cartoon character, and cartoon characters don’t
get old. I am animated and over-exaggerated and I will never change. I
will probably just be a silly little 85-year-old looking exactly as I do
now. People will look at me and ask each other, “How old is she?” “I
don’t know: she has looked that way for 100 years”