Thank you for the reminder that being gracious and kind will get you everywhere; but that rudeness, especially when disguised as snark, makes you look like a brat.
Even when you're 53 years old.
Also? You can't fake good breeding, especially with an awful fake accent.
It's a cliche because it's true: It's the thought that counts. Be grateful for the gesture, even if the gift isn't what you wanted.
Here's to the class-acts in the world. Thank you for being kind like it's your job.