I love hydrangeas but I absolutely loathe snobs.



Oh, Madonna.

Thank you for the reminder that being gracious and kind will get you everywhere; but that rudeness, especially when disguised as snark, makes you look like a brat.

Even when you're 53 years old.

Also? You can't fake good breeding, especially with an awful fake accent.

It's a cliche because it's true: It's the thought that counts. Be grateful for the gesture, even if the gift isn't what you wanted.

Here's to the class-acts in the world. Thank you for being kind like it's your job.