You Are What You Eat...

So of course most of us are nothing more than a (patented) ear of fake corn.

I can't wait to see Food, Inc -- even if I'm incapable of watching a movie in the theater without eating fistfuls of popcorn and Milk Duds. You know, together. It's caramel-popcorn-chocolate nirvana.

However, I do believe in honest food labeling. I hate "food products" even if I will eat them if I have to. Call me an elitist if you want, but I think McDonald's is a sad substitute for a backyard burger with fresh tomatoes and lettuce. It simply doesn't compare. So this is the most excited I've been about a movie in ages. I just hope my fellow foodies don't mind my Milk-Dud-and-popcorn habit.